It's that time again--Junkyard time. Week 3

This week's Junkyard is brought to you by my Queen of Hearts notebook:

[1] "Your mom told me to tell your sister that Peru is a planet."

[2] "It's the shaky leg. It's just like the stanky leg, but grandmas do it."

[3] "Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."

[4] "I could shit my way out of a hostage situation."