Junkyard for week 4

I like to think I have interesting things in my junkyard. This week I have:

[1] - "I AM DR. FIST! EVERYTHING CAN BE CURED WITH BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA!"

[2] - "I am the most convincing undrunk drunk."

[3] - "All female orgasms are clitoral."

[4] - "Nobody looked up not once the day Angel Vargas learned to fly and dropped from the sky like a sugar donut just like a falling star, and exploded down to earth without even an 'Oh.'"